Dear Mr./Mrs./Ms./Miz Office Fast Walker

ted | junk | Friday, July 28th, 2006

You aren’t fooling anybody. Nobody is in that big of a hurry what ain’t running.

Fast gait + color copies == wasting time.

ps – you walk like there’s a broomstick up your ass

yrs,

ted

a delicious wind

ted | chicago | Wednesday, July 26th, 2006

There’s a Nabisco bakery a little ways from the house, down on 73rd & Kedzie. When the wind is blowing right, you can tell what they’re baking.

My neighborhood smelled like Nilla Wafers today.

Why do I always think up stuff to post late at night?

ted | junk | Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Rob, the man who has done all of my tattoos, apparently no longer works at Sacred Heart Tattoo and has opened his own shop, Holy Mother Tattoo. Yes, it’s a religious experience. If’n you’re in Atlanta GA and want some ink, give him a ring.

While I’m on the subject, the best piercing place is easily Piercing Experience also in Hotlanta. A close second is Chicago’s own Progressive Piercing, where Scott did a lot of his work with Brian from Piercing Experience. They’re good folks and really know their stuff.

Update from Berlin

ted | travel | Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Apparently it’s quite hot in Berlin and there is no air conditioning at the hotel. Or at the conference, where people are hot enough in the lectures that they’re taking off their shoes to add foot funk to European swarthy body funk. No restaurants seem to take credit cards, which makes eating even more difficult than just being a vegetarian. Add in a craaaazy language you don’t speak with some folks being real jerks and I can see why she’s not having a decent time.

Hope you get to come home early, darlin.

I walk through parking lots and reposition those stupid ribbon magnets right over the fuel filler door

ted | junk | Wednesday, July 19th, 2006

I’m asking you for your good and for your nation’s security to take no unnecessary trips, to use carpools or public transportation whenever you can, to park your car one extra day per week, to obey the speed limit, and to set your thermostats to save fuel. Every act of energy conservation like this is more than just common sense — I tell you it is an act of patriotism.

– Jimmy Carter, 15 July 1979

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